Maternity pants!!
Are they designed by the devil to make me look like a bumpkin having to pull them up all the time? We can send people into space, do an operation on someone from across the world, and I can see my baby in 3D, but so far noone has come up with a maternity pant that I don't have to pull up every 3.721 seconds. I walk down stairs...pants are falling down. I sit down and stand up...pants are falling down. I think about my pants...they fall down!!!!!!!
SOMEONE PLEASE INVENT SOME DECENT MATERNITY PANTS!!!!! I don't care if they're underbelly, overbelly, button to the bra, or suspendered. Just make some stinkin pants that don't fall down!!!!!!!
Thank you.
I feel better now.
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